Need a job?

We get a lot of recruiting calls for “career opportunities” for my husband. Today we got one and the guy was hard selling a place in WA. While he did not know I had lived in WA before I asked him, where this fabu metropolis was he was selling me on and he said “Ephrata! Have you heard of it?” From the shock and awe in his voice when I answered “yes” I am thinking I was his first person today that knew where it was. And, uh…I said no thanks. Call me back when some USVI is in need and we can talk.